Platform Nation is putting together its own MAG army and we have your key to getting to the public beta, which starts today. Before you hop into the beta for the game, you will have to play one our favorite games around here: Marry, Pound, Kill!
The way it works is you will have to send us an MPK in which the three lovely ladies’ (from which we would marry one, pound one and kill one) initials spell out the title of Zipper’s new shooter. The entries need to be sent in via email or by leaving a comment on this post and the 10 best will receive the codes and the truly funny will be answered on the show.
Start putting together your MPKs and, besides the quality of the ladies, creativity will be weighed heavily. Good luck and get those lists in before Friday September 18, 2009 at 11:59 PM EST to get into the MAG beta!
[Update] Just in case you do not understand the contest, you must send in the names of three women whose combined initals will spell out MAG. For example: Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Aniston and Ginnifer Goodwin.
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ok first i would marry with Madonna because she is very beautiful, very rich, she likes to have dates with young guys and she is very classic. I pound Alicia silverstone because she is very hot, sexy and lesbian, maybe she likes to do threesome and my wife madonna can join us .and i would kill SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR because i never liked her, she thinks that is beautiful but she isnt, bad actreess and neurotic, i hate her…
Pound – Eva Mendez
Marry – Jessica Alba (too easy)
Kill – Jennifer Gardner
Pound – Eva Mendez
Marry – Jessica Alba (too easy)
Kill – Jennifer Garner
Marry: Vanessa Minnillo
Pound: Christina Applegate
Kill: Kate Gosselin
well
M=Megan fox
P=Alyssa Milano
K=Kathy Griffin
M=Megan fox
P=Alyssa Milano
K=Gigi Rice (just incase Kathy Griffin didnt meet the rules)
Marry – Marissa Miller
Pound – Amy Adams
Kill – Whoopi Goldberg
Marry:Taylor swift because she is really cute,beautiful,and a really good singer
Pound:Tila Tequila because she is really hot , and a pornstar! what more can u want????!!!?
Kill:Lady Gaga….i think she is just not good looking and a bad singer
Protip: The letters in MAG are “M”, “A”, “G”.
Example: There is no “T”, no “S”, and no “L”. So if someone were to suggest Taylor Swift, or Tila Tequila, then they would have submitted incorrectly. But I know listeners of the VGJ podcast would never make a mistake like that. They’re smarter.
m=Mandy moore,p=paula abdul,k=lady gaga
Kill – Marilyn Manson
Pound – Jessica Alba
Marry – Jennifer Garner
M – Jenny McCarthy (mom would be so proud)
A – Jessica Alba (choice cut)
G – Melissa Gilbert (shootin’ prairie dogs is fun)
M – your Mom
P – your Aunt
K – your Girlfriend
Just Kiddin…had to come up with something original.
Marry: (M)egan Fox
Pound: (A)ngelina Joe Li
Kill: Maggie (G)yllenhaal
And as the coup’de grace you’ll notice the last entry Maggie, actually starts with MAG.
Peace.
MARRY: Hilary Clinton (Not MeganFox Like EveryoneElse)
POUND: Lady Gaga (Dont Know Why I Want to Gag Her)
KILL: Wendy Williams (She Needs To Be Erased)
So is it over?